Top Ten Sexiest Things A Woman Can Say to a Man

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  1. joecool

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    Straight from the pages of Men's Health...

    10. "I'm going to get naked now. Any questions?"

    9. Written on a card that came with flowers she sent to him: "This is for the great sex we're going to have tonight."

    8. "Spank me, now."

    7. "The sound of your voice makes my nipples hard."

    6. Before she left for an extended trip: "Don't worry. You know, you own it."

    5. "Sit back, close your eyes, and let me do everything."

    4. On the freeway: "Have you ever gotten head at 100 miles per hour?"

    3. "Give it to me baby, and give them a good show."

    2. "It hurts, but I love it when YOU do it."

    And the number one thing I woman can say........

    1. "How the hell did you do that??!!"
     
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    :lmao: Yeah, baby!! :2thumbs: :lolsign:
     
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    Pretty to make up the difference

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    What about just the first half? :p
     
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    Hey trust me. I didn't come up with this, it was a poll from Men's Health Mag. Have any of these things been said to me?.....hmmm that's a different story......(say so, with a big cheese smile on my face)
     
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    So what would be a top sexy thing that a guy can say to a girl?
     
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    Hmm.. single girl? "Why yes, I am a trust fund baby!"

    Wife? "Sure I'll watch the kids this weekend while you spend my money at the mall and have a spa treatment!"

    :lolsign:
     
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    "Anything for you, baby!" ;) :2thumbs:
     
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    "Babe, I got the dishes, and I think I'll skip Sportscenter tonight."

    Hey, If I ever say that, she better have given it up good the night before
     
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    My personal fave:

     
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    How about "I love you." and you mean it.
     
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    I'm surprised teh mistress types didn't jump all over this one. :p
     
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    This I gotta see...
    *runs to fetch a paddle* :glad:
     
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    I'm tired of sex.
     
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    OMG! You didn't tell us you got married! :joke:
     
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    no according to you I'm preggers!! :imsosick: :gross: :blueno: :cryalake:
     
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    Alas, we shall have to retire the paddle... :(
     
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    wtf is going on? Bitie? Tired of teh sex? Preggers? WTF??????
     
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    if youre tired of sex, then you're not doing something right...
     
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    Pretty to make up the difference

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    I know that's right baby!!!!! :woohoo:
     
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    I didn't think that was possible!

    *feels bities head* Are you ill?
     

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