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#1 joecool

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:10 PM

Straight from the pages of Men's Health...

10. "I'm going to get naked now. Any questions?"

9. Written on a card that came with flowers she sent to him: "This is for the great sex we're going to have tonight."

8. "Spank me, now."

7. "The sound of your voice makes my nipples hard."

6. Before she left for an extended trip: "Don't worry. You know, you own it."

5. "Sit back, close your eyes, and let me do everything."

4. On the freeway: "Have you ever gotten head at 100 miles per hour?"

3. "Give it to me baby, and give them a good show."

2. "It hurts, but I love it when YOU do it."

And the number one thing I woman can say........

1. "How the hell did you do that??!!"

#2 Vivacious

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 02:44 PM

4. On the freeway: "Have you ever gotten head at 100 miles per hour?"

:lmao: Yeah, baby!! :2thumbs: :lolsign:


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Posted 21 April 2005 - 05:12 PM

3. "Give it to me baby, and give them a good show."


What about just the first half? :P


#4 joecool

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 07:40 PM

Hey trust me. I didn't come up with this, it was a poll from Men's Health Mag. Have any of these things been said to me?.....hmmm that's a different story......(say so, with a big cheese smile on my face)

#5 joecool

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 01:57 AM

So what would be a top sexy thing that a guy can say to a girl?

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Posted 03 May 2005 - 04:52 AM

Hmm.. single girl? "Why yes, I am a trust fund baby!"

Wife? "Sure I'll watch the kids this weekend while you spend my money at the mall and have a spa treatment!"

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#7 Vivacious

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:18 PM

So what would be a top sexy thing that a guy can say to a girl?


"Anything for you, baby!" ;) :2thumbs:


#8 joecool

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:46 PM

So what would be a top sexy thing that a guy can say to a girl?



"Babe, I got the dishes, and I think I'll skip Sportscenter tonight."

Hey, If I ever say that, she better have given it up good the night before

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:35 PM

My personal fave:

8. "Spank me, now."



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Posted 27 May 2005 - 01:31 PM

How about "I love you." and you mean it.

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 02:37 PM

My personal fave:

8. "Spank me, now."


I'm surprised teh mistress types didn't jump all over this one. :P


#12 Vivacious

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 03:51 PM



I'm surprised teh mistress types didn't jump all over this one. :P


This I gotta see...
*runs to fetch a paddle* :glad:


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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:19 PM

I'm tired of sex.

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:27 PM

I'm tired of sex.

OMG! You didn't tell us you got married! :joke:

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:33 PM

no according to you I'm preggers!! :imsosick: :gross: :blueno: :cryalake:

#16 Vivacious

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 07:33 PM

I'm tired of sex.



Alas, we shall have to retire the paddle... :(


#17 silvertongue

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Posted 27 May 2005 - 08:53 PM

wtf is going on? Bitie? Tired of teh sex? Preggers? WTF??????

#18 joecool

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 12:10 AM

if youre tired of sex, then you're not doing something right...

#19 silvertongue

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 01:33 AM

I know that's right baby!!!!! :woohoo:

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Posted 28 May 2005 - 02:43 AM

I'm tired of sex.



I didn't think that was possible!

*feels bities head* Are you ill?