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#1 Vivacious

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 12:03 AM

THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU'VE BEEN MULLING OVER FOR YEARS :rolleyes:

If you're like me, there's one question that's been plaguing you for several decades now.

It's the one curiosity that cannot be satisfied because there's no easy answer to be sought.

The question is a simple one.
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"Do your pubes turn gray when you get old?"

Let's face it ... there's no easy way to ask this question in real life.

If you're a particularly ballsy lad, you could wait until the entire family is gathered around the Thanksgiving dinner table after a feast of enormous magnitude.

And while the kids sit at the scattered card tables in their Sunday best and everyone compliments Grandma on her cooking prowess, you could let your voice rise above the din and say "Hey Grandma! Why don't you hop up on the table, yank that mumu up and show everyone that spider web of a pube bush you got under there!"

I mean ... that's one way of finding out if the carpet begins to fade with age.

Or, I guess if you know a doctor or gynecologist and you get him drunk enough, you can say "Hey doc ... fill me in here ... God, I'm so drunk right now ... hey ... okay, I'm being serious now ... here goes ... man, I'm drunk ... okay ... do old people's pubes turn gray?"

Not that I've tried it, but I guess you could Google "Senior Citizen Porn" and find out if all the color drains from all the hair on your body.

The thing is ... I don't WANT to see a 70 year-old coochie.

I'm sure eventually in time I'll have to stare at the Mrs's elongated vaginal cavity and then my curiosity will finally be satisfied.

But I just want to know.

Now.

So ... if you're like me ... this has been bothering you for a while too.

Well guess what??

I have the answer to this burning question.

Yes ... today, you will finally learn if your pubes will be graying as you get up in life.

The answer?

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.....Yes.

Yes, your pubic hair will turn gray in time.

And don't say "Mine won't because I don't have any because I shave it all off!"

That may be fine and good when you're 21 and your boyfriend talked you into doing it because all the girls in porn are doing it and you think it's all cute and all, but when you're 40, you start finding better things to do with your time than lopping off the poonie hair every couple of days. And by the time you're 60 you can't even fathom ever doing such a thing in your past as your pubes creep up to your belly button and beyond.

So there, punk.


Sunday morning I was getting out of the shower while Susie was standing in front of the mirror, doing whatever the hell it is she does in front of the mirror on Sunday mornings.

I'm drying off and she turns around.

"My God," she says. "The hair on your balls is gray!"

I'm all nonchalant about it as I look down, cup my balls and pull them to the forefront of El Penisante.

Sure as shit.

Zee balls are now sporting long gray hairs.

"Wow," I said. "I'll be darned."

I finished drying off and casually walked out of the bathroom into the bedroom.

...Where I commenced to freak the freak out. ...

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#2 Loubat

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 02:56 AM

Well that settles that! :lolsign:

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 07:04 PM

I found a white one, just the other day. Scared the bejeezus outta me :o

#5 FreakinWeasel

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 10:03 PM

I found a white one, just the other day. Scared the bejeezus outta me :o


Were you man enough to pluck that bad boy out Blunt? :glad:

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 11:11 PM

Damn right :glad: But it turned out to be weaker than its dark counterparts and snapped off about half way up. Still gave the root enough of a yank to make my eyes water, though :o Bastard thing....

#7 freekbass

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:20 AM

old thread?

#8 silvertongue

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:52 AM

old pubes :biggrin:

#9 FS 540 BRAINLESS

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Posted 04 December 2005 - 11:10 AM

I wonder if u can dye them back... Lol